The internet is responsible for . . .

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The Internet is responsible for a lot of stuff; some of it real, some of it fake, some of it good, most of it pure evil.

The Internet is responsible for . . .

1. Porn

2. Rape

3. Murder

4. Racism

5. Genocide

6. Baldness

7. Erectile Dysfunction

8. AIDS

9. Blacks

10. Jews

11. Desu

12. F*ck Norris

13. Your Mom

14. 98% of divorces

15. Pain

16. You

17. Google

18. The pool being closed

19. All the cool stories anybody's bro has ever told

20. Mudkipz

21. Milhouse remaining a non-meme

22. Awesomeness

23. The majority of suicidal 14 year old boys

24. Existence

25. Debates

26. Ignorance

27. Brilliance

28. Terrorism

29. Anonymousness

30. Conservative Republicans

31. Liberal Democrats

32. Trolls

33. More and more people becoming hermits

34. Rule 34. (this qualifies as real, fake, good, and evil)

35. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

36. Redundancy

37. Redundancy

38. Deja Vu

39. The world's wealth

40. The current financial crisis

41. Irony

42. The meaning of life

43. Spam

44. Creationism

45. Missspeelingz of werdz

46. Catholic Priests

47. Skull Fuckings

48. Sex

49. /b/

50. Toasters

51. Furries

52. Ceiling Cat

53. The holocaust

54. 9/11

55. Tentacle rape

56. The goggles inability to do anything

57. lolwut

58. The Pedo Bear

59. Sexual Harassment Panda

60. Hentai

61. 2 Girls 1 Cup

62. Abortions

63. Homosexuality

64. Newfags

65. Dividing by 0

66. Fails

67. Wins

68. Death

69. 69 AMIRITE???

70. That's what she said jokes

71. Rule 71

72. The Cake

73. The Game

74. You losing the game

75. Masturbation

76. DO NOT WANT-ing

77. Barrel Rolls

78. Corruption

79. Purity

80. Combo Breakers

81. Co$

82. God

83. Shamwow

84. China

85. BOTS

86. Hacks

87. Pi

88. Your gayness for Bridget

89. Globalization

90. Godmodding

91. Sarcasm

91.5 Yeah right, I'm so sure

92. Mic blowjobs

93. Regular Blowjobs

94. Cookies

95. Xbox's HUEGNESS

96. Retards

97. Poor Grammar

98. Fleshlights

99. Sunny D

100. Faggotry

101. 4Chan

102. Viruses

103. Herpes

104. MacGyver

105. Bitches

106. Your inability to touch MC Hammer

107. Rick Astley

108. This being a triumph

109. Candleja...

110. Shoop Da Whoop

111. The Star Wars prequels

112. Waffles

113. Santa Claus

114. weegee

115. Fire

116. THE HYPNOTOAD

117. I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West is a douche.

118. The Blue Screen of Death

119. 1337 $P34K

120. Canaydia

121. Sparta

122. RayWilliamJohnson

123. Counting

124. Copypasta

125. copypasta

126. Twinkies

127. Your disdain for life

128. Censorship

129. The Internet

130. Your spoon being to big

131. Waldo's elusiveness

132. Your argument being invalid

133. WTFs

134. Annoying the hell out of everyone

135. Raping your childhood

136. Emoticons

137. All 40 year olds living in their mom's basement

138. McDonalds

139. Public drunkenness

140. Solitary drunkenness

141. The death of everything you've ever loved

142. PENISes

143. Billy Mays

144. The Large Hadron Collider

145. Communism

146. Democracy

147. It being over 9000

148. Jesus

149. Soviet Russia

150. Regular Russia

151. lurking

152. Anti-Bacterial Hand Sanitizer

153. Super trolling

154. Polio

155. Procrasturbation.

156. Organized religion.

157. FUCK!

158. Obama's death panels

159.Screamers

160.Newfags

∞. ????

∞+1. Profit